The Not-Quite-Right Reverend

From the 2013 comedy sketch "Football Church"

Mad Scientist

From the short film "Dangerous Seed," part of the 2014 Charlotte 48-hour Film Festival.

Paying the bills

I do branding and media production for my S.O.'s content powerhouse, Scopcity.

Igno Rants Podcast

Igno Rants on College Football is a light-hearted podcast focusing primarily on the SEC, with particular emphasis on Auburn and Alabama.


Live shows most weekends with Charlotte Comedy Theater! Check my schedule for the next performance.

Suckability Magazine

An online magazine with reviews of movies, TV shows, music, games, gadgets, and more. All based on how much they suck. Lower is better; higher is worse. "Top Secret" is absolute zero.

The Head Quarters

The official site for everything you wished you could forget about me.

Just in case you haven’t already had your fill, here are some obligatory links to social-y things where I post other stuff.

Latest Blog

Book Review: The Bone Clocks

Book Review: The Bone Clocks

The Bone Clocks by David Mitchell My rating: 3 of 5 stars I wanted to love this book, I really did. After all, the characters in the story are such...


On homeschooling

Wherein Carey attempts to defend the homeschool movement, and answer a few questions he assumes you all have.


On Being Quirky

Watching other people's reactions is one of the best things about being quirky. Here are the oddities that get me the best WTF looks.


On Improv

Improv is a strange thing. It can lead you to being on stage, having baby oil applied by complete strangers. And it can change your life.


30-day blog challenge: (Day 1)

This guy started a 30-day blog challenge. You won't believe what happens next...

For maximum effect, hear Tom Hanks proclaim, "I have made fire!" from Castaway

Live to fight another day: Mischief Managed

All young adult boys' books are built around the main character being a mischief-maker. Everett does big-ticket mischief.

Traffic violator driving a 1900-vintage car being stopped by a policeman on a bicycle

An In-Compleat Catalogue of Terrible Drivers

Fuel your mental health while motoring around than to ascribe names to the moronic drivers around you.


Anti-war, pro-veteran

In celebration of Memorial Day, here is a repost of an entry from November 11, 2010 Most people who know me realize that, between my Quaker faith and libertarian/anarchist values,...